Friday, March 11, 2011

Just in case you were wondering...

I really love those days when you wake up early so you can get ready to impress a cute boy and then class gets cancelled.

Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are getting old. I'm sorry
but Knight and Day was a joke.
 PUT ON A SHIRT, Tommy, put on a freaking shirt.

Pakistan is stealing away my life


I smell like gummy bears and blush really easily



Old crushes die hard... really hard...
 as in maybe saying "I love you" wasn't the worst idea ever.

I saw grass today. I think spring is coming!

sometimes it rains and I wear my snuggie
to social with people. it's no biggie.

and with friends like these, who needs enemies?

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Awkward Moments brought to you by Cami

I often think that if someone were to record my life they could make it into a highly successful TV show. I mean, let's be real people, my life is a joke.
Exhibit A
Last semester, you may remember that I had a little crush going on one of my FHE brothers. He isn't here this semester and has almost been forgotten, but wait, life has to throw me a curveball. Today as I braved the winds of Rexburg on my way to class I noticed a sleek black car parked outside one of the buildings I was passing. In my mind I said, "Dang, that right there is a nice car." Then, someone got out. He was wearing a baseball cap (typical) and my thoughts immediately went from car admiration to shock. Yes, I may have wet myself a little. It was him. Thank goodness I did my hair today! Unfortunately, I put some gloss on my lips before I headed outside. This equals that wonderful equation of gloss+wind+hair= glossy, windblown hair. Fantastic.
I brushed my face free of my mane as he approached. My thoughts turned into,"Holy smokes, he is still super good looking," and I put on my best face. He walked over and gave me a hug and as my mind tried to catch up to my surprise I started babbling about the wind and the weather and him and.... what? WHY WAS I TALKING? Stop it, Cami, stop it. I seriously lack control of my mouth sometimes. To make matters even worse, a girl came out of the building and came over and hugged him. What was I supposed to do? Oh, don't even worry about it, I got the cue to leave, but instead of being suave and, for lack of a better word, socially acceptable, I said, "Well, I have to get to class, but I love you and I'll see you later." I LOVE YOU? What was I thinking! Way to be smooth, Cami, you are an idiot. Who says "I love you" before walking off to a kid they haven't seen in months. 250 points awarded to Gryffindor for providing entertainment to the innocent bystanders. I have officially joined the ranks of really eloquent, classy people like Charlie Sheen. In other words, I am a major failure.

Monday, March 7, 2011

I happened upon this while researching Pakistan... may Allah bless you

Those who like me please raise your hands,
those who don't,
 please raise your standards!

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Fun in the Sun

Dear Paradise,
I refused to think about you because I always thought you were an impossible dream. Well, things have changed a little. I stomach flips just thinking about you and if I could scream I would. I have never hated my miniscule college budget so badly in my life. Seven hundred dollars is no big deal right? Wrong. Why does happiness have a freaking pricetag? I think I'm going to go throw up.
Love, Cami Louise
Hawaii, only a lifetime away.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

I've caught the "Fever"


I know exactly how she feels

Twilight Ruined My Life

It is with deepest sorrow and utter disappointment that I share heartbreaking news with you:
JOE JONAS REMOVED HIS PURITY RING!

Curse you Ashley Greene.
CURSE YOU!

God Bless

The boy yards ahead of me walked with an obvious limp and exhibited signs of mental handicapps. I was too far away to fully appreciate his predicament as he walked precariously over the slick sidewalk, but I could tell that he was struggling. With a backpack crammed full of who-knows-what hanging off of one shoulder and a left shoe that was bound to fall off at any moment, this kid needed help. I weighed options in my mind of what I should do, if anything. As the distance closed between us, my mind was racing. What should I do? Then something happened that saved me from my uncertainty; a car flipped a U-turn and stopped. The man in the driver's seat was in his mid-twenties with a look of sincere concern that I could see even from where I stood some twenty five feet away. This selfless man stopped what he was doing to help this unfortunate boy and it made a lasting impression on me.
Just as my faith in humanity was hanging dangerously off a sharp cliff, a stranger  saved the day. You hear stories of good samaritans and strangers doing good deeds, but until you witness it firsthand it seems like something off the Silver Screen. Get ready, friends, because charity lives on! This man probably doesn't know the extent of what he did, but I feel a need to go out and help someone. Look around! There are people all around us everyday that need our help and it's our responsibility to do something about it. It's time to be someone else's miracle.