Ladies and Gents,
Rumor has been flying that I am boy-crazy; I would like to explain. For better or worse, boys cross my mind while I... ahem... take care of business. I'm not sure what it says about them, but when I... uh.. sit upon the... err... throne males just come to mind. So, in conclusion, I am not crazy about boys, I am crazy about the... cough cough... bathroom. It's not my fault I associate the two together.