Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Creeper McCreeperton

You know me. I seem like a happy, loud, outgoing girl, but this is all just a facade. Underneath the ginger hair and pearly brights lies a dark and unknown being. Dwelling in a realm of unexpected nerdiness and uncouth determination that not even I want to admit to. I'm a creeper. I confess.
Last week I journeyed with some friends to see the magnificence that is the Lights on Temple Square. Jolly good time we had but nothing could surpass the laughing that took place after I made an absolute, you guessed it, creeper out of myself. We were driving a long singing to some Disney tunes when I looked out the window at the guy driving beside us. Usually when eye contact is made one looks away as to squash any question of whether or not they had been checking the other person out. Not I. When this gent looked my way, I waved. That's right folks, I gave the old chap a open mouthed smile and waved my hand back in forth in youthful excitement. I'm. A. Creeper. To my good fortune he was a good enough sport to laugh and wave back and I was saved from any further embarrassment. What a laugh we had at that, especially when we saw that he was in Law Enforcement. Good thing I got off without even a warning.

My creeper skills are so unparalleled and coupled with my keen ability to be awkward no matter the situation there are few that match my level of creepitude. In fact, I googled creeper just to make sure my face didn't pop up. Surprisingly, I'm still undiscovered. I did find this little gem though.

How would you like to have your obviously extremely disconcerting obsession be listed under the creeper category? just sayin'.

There is a blessed website called UrbanDictionary that I frequently check out to stay in the loop with popular slangage. Out of the 3 definitions of Creeper given, I am guilty of 2.
  1. A person who does weird things, like stares at you while you sleep, or looks at you for hours through a window. usually a close friend or relative. you know right away if that person is a creeper or does creeper things. it is not hard to spot the creeper.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   How many of us just thought of She's the Man. If you haven't had the opportunity to watch the film, I'm sure you can find it at your local Redbox.
  2. Someone who views your profile (multiple times) without saying anything.
So if you ever need to find someone on Facebook give me a ring, I'm sure I can help you out. It's not like I just Facebook stalked some kids for, oh you know, an hour. I have no life. I am a creeper.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010


In the eyes of a child there is joy, there is laughter, there is hope, there is trust; a chance to shape the future.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Wax on Wax off


I am a firm believer that shaving is definitely not necessary. I am fully aware that having legs that resemble a bears' is not attractive but come on now what were tights invented for if not to hide away the monsters on brisk sunday mornings? I hate to admit it, but I can't remember the last time I pulled out that old, familiar pink razor and went to work on the girls. It was before Thanksgiving. I realize most people have just thrown up in their mouths a little but I live in the freaking North Pole. I would freeze to death without some fur. In my defense, I have been blessed with fine, blonde hairs that really aren't noticable and I think I pulled off the hairiness with little complaint from the men or my roommates. Once I got passed the awkward stage where it rubs against your jeans and your pretty sure that it is some form of ancient Chinese torture, it was all uphill. I had a little secret that few knew and no one understood. Like all good things, it had to come to an end, though.

There is really nothing more exhilarating than waxing your legs at quarter to midnight. Screams were stifled, tears were flowing, and the jungle was deforested. I measured a little hair and it came to like a fourth of an inch. That is revolting. I'm a little bit disgusted but totally impressed. I honestly won't be able to wear pants for a day or two considering the immense pain my little hair follicles are experiencing, but it was so worth it. I have won major woman points. Ladies, I implore you, LIVE A LITTLE! Give it a try. I'm 98 percent sure your life will change if not your outlook on shaving. Give it up for Nair.

Sunday, December 19, 2010


Ladies and Gents,
Rumor has been flying that I am boy-crazy; I would like to explain. For better or worse, boys cross my mind while I... ahem... take care of business. I'm not sure what it says about them, but when I... uh.. sit upon the... err... throne males just come to mind. So, in conclusion, I am not crazy about boys, I am crazy about the... cough cough... bathroom. It's not my fault I associate the two together.
Forever Yours,

Year of a million dreams

Image 2 of 10 : Disney's Year of a Million Dreams: Annie Leibovitz - Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella

Image 6 of 10 : Disney's Year of a Million Dreams: Annie Leibovitz - Jessica Biel as Pocahontas

Image 5 of 10 : Disney's Year of a Million Dreams: Annie Leibovitz - Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Princess Jasmine and Aladdin

Image 3 of 10 : Disney's Year of a Million Dreams: Annie Leibovitz - Rachel Weisz as Snow White

Image 4 of 10 : Disney's Year of a Million Dreams: Annie Leibovitz - Julie Andrews and Abigail Breslin as the Blue Fairy and fairy-in-training

Image 9 of 10 : Disney's Year of a Million Dreams: Beyonce Knowles, Lyle Lovett and Oliver Platt as Alice in Wonderland, the hare and the Mad Hatter

Image 10 of 10 : Disney's Year of a Million Dreams: David Beckham as Prince Charming

Image 1 of 10 : Disney's Year of a Million Dreams: Annie Leibovitz - Whoopi Goldberg as the Genie

This, my friends, is brilliant.

P.S. Prince Charming= David Beckam..... yum

A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes

Walt Disney= The Man.
Someday he will be defrosted from underneath the Castle and I will be able to thank him for the joy he brings in my life. Here are just a few things his movies have taught me (with a few personal quotes added for emphasis).

Listen with your heart, you will understand. - Pocahontas.

                          The past can hurt. You can either run from it or learn from it. - The Lion King

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming swimming. - Finding Nemo

There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate's loot on Treasure Island.

A dream is a wish your heart makes.
-- Cinderella

To spend a life of endless bliss, just find who you love through true love's kiss.
-- Enchanted
 When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true.
Some day my prince will come

Hakuna Matata! It means no worries! --Pumbaa

Mulan: They're disgusting!
Mushu: No, they're men.

A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Sometimes in life its the only weapon we've got. --Roger, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance.
Like so many things, it is not what outside,
but what is inside that counts.

It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
-Finding Nemo

Always let your conscience be your guide.

The flower that blooms in adversity is the most
 rare and beautiful of all.
All it takes is Faith and Trust - Peter Pan
                   Look for the bare necessities - Baloo (The Jungle Book)

  To die would be an awfully big adventure - Peter Pan

Even miracles take a little time. - The Fairy Godmother
"To infinity and beyond!"
 - Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story
“If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started with a dream and a mouse.”
Whistle while you work.

Remember who you are.

      Are you sick of them yet? I just have one more, one that has for some reason really impacted my life-

"Laughter is timeless.
 Imagination has no age.
And dreams are forever."
 — Walt Disney.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

take a glance at this

Christmastime in the city?

Monday, December 13, 2010

Dear you,

Dear guy sitting across from me in the library,

I quite enjoy looking at you across the way. Don't worry about the fact that you are flirting with the girl to your right, I'm not envious. You see, I'm not interested in dating you. I feel satisfied with just looking but not being able to touch. It's a bit like window shopping and I'm really okay with that. I appreciate the fact that you are oblivious to me and therefore allow me to glance at you over the top of my laptop without feeling like a creeper. I don't even regret the fact that I didn't do my hair today.
Your green shirt adds some needed spice to the dismal setting of this forsaken place. Maybe someday we will meet and become friends and I'll be able to touch your lusious locks. I haven't seen hair like that in days, probably weeks. Sometimes I get distracted by your voice as it breaks through Josh Groban serenading me on Pandora. You are definitely providing me a little relief from the stress of Finals. We should do this again; same time tomorrow?

Yours Truly

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Order in the Court

Why is it that you pass judgement on everyone
you meet when I know
for a fact that it your biggest fear?

Why do we have to prove we are worth your time?

Does it make you feel superior
to point out or flaws?

Why didn't I see it before?

Oh ya, it's because you begged me to give
you a chance;
a chance to show you have

So, why can't I look you in the eye
without feeling the icy daggers?

Why did you have to bring other people
into your bitterness?

Who made you the judge
and who is your jury?

Don't we at least get a lawyer?

Why can't we just be friends?

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Sorry, Katy Perry

I'm a walking paradox. Today as I went to the bathroom for the 18th time I realized how contradictory my thoughts are.

Chocolate makes me sick
                                       I can't get enough

     I can't wait to fall in love
                                                                                           I don't believe in LOVE

 I just love smiling, smiling is my favorite!
                                                                              Hello, depression, my old friend.

 I wish I had boyfriend
                                                                                                         Boys suck

                         I'm a social butterfly
                                                      I'm spending my friday night at home 

Please don't notice me                             
                  I'm really LOUD and outgoing!!
              I don't care what people think
                                                                  I want to fit in
 Confidence becomes me                   
                                                                              Can i please crawl under a rock and die?

                                  I like everyone
                                                                 I want to  punch them in the face twice

 I just cried myself to sleep
                                                 Don't worry- I'm not sensitive- I'm not emotional

I want a guy that is tall, dark, and handsome                                                    
                                       I always fall for short, blonde, cute guys

I admit it, I'm a hypocrite. My mind changes every five seconds, and blame it on the hormones if you want, but really it's just the ways I am.