Question

"Oh, the weather outside is frightful" and it's not even Christmas. This week has been so so so super cold! Honestly, as I walk to class I seriously fear that I might freeze in my steps and the snow plow would have to scrape me off of the streets. Can you imagine? The headline in the newspapers would declare the tragedy of the poor red headed girl that died from overexposure to cold on her way to class. Lame.

So, down to the nitty gritty. I would like to propose a question for all of you. When it is -20 degrees outside and every hair follicle on your body freezes and your nose hairs start growing icicles why don't your boogers freeze? My nose is froze, my toes are froze, and even my eyes are froze and yet my nose is about to run off of my face and heck, can you imagine what I would look like without a nose? I think I would resemble something like this:

Pretty, huh?