I pride myself on my dancing skills. If you bred a fish and an ostrich and stuck them on the dance floor you would have me. Here is a simple equation to help you out.
Get the picture?
Impressive, isn't it? My arms flail, my hair bounces, and my body contorts; this is why it makes absolutely no sense that I should be good at JUSTDANCE 2, but alas, I dominate. It's some kind of cruel trick of fate or maybe I just have no life and play it all day long... whichever.