Sunday, February 6, 2011


If you are going to blow a snot rocket on the sidewalk,
please make sure I'm not watching in disgust.

Welcome to BYU-Idaho. This means you
shouldn't be rubbing up against your
girlfriend no matter what the occasion is.

There is a reason there aren't any hobos in Idaho.
It is too dang cold.

Nothing gets you through Church like the
promise of fajitas when you get home.

Being away from home does not mean you
should miss out on an old American classic.
It doesn't mean you have to stay awake through
it all, either. Go Packers.

If you get asked to sing for the Super Bowl,
please rehearse the National Anthem. Just
a thought.

Everyone needs white jumpsuits outfitted
with neon lights.

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