You know you're a college student when...

... you spend most of your time at the library

and you call it socializing...

you have to check the left hand of every

attractive male you see...

it doesn't matter what it tastes

like as long as

it's cheap...

there's a reason all

 the girls in your apartment

want chocolate

the same week...

you have the precise times of naps

planned out as to get

optimal rest...

"What's your name?"

"Where you from?"

and

"What are you majoring in?"

are the most common phrases

in your vocabulary...

It's an assignment to go

on a date...

The weekend comes a day early...

when you don't have

seven hours of homework

you go through withdrawls...

when you get a high

grade on a test the computer

rewards you by saying

"GREAT JOB"

"AMAZING"

"TERRIFIC"

etc.

Yep, just another day at BYU-I