Chapter 51- Having Fun isn't Hard when you have a Library Card

Before I dive into the meat of this post, I have a few things I want to establish.

1. This blog is making me sad. I am such a freak about English and Grammar that it's so freaking hard for me to just be real. This is going to change. From now on I will be completely candid, not worrying about starting sentences with, "Okay" or using fragments or using commas incorrectly. I don't care. 
2. Well, truth is, that's the only thing I wanted to establish. Carry on

(Meat of this post)
Look at the title of this post. Remember that episode of Arthur where they sing those fun songs like Jekell Jekell Hyde Jekell Hyde Hyde Jekell... and Having fun isn't hard when you have a library card? The Jekell and Hyde song terrified me as a child, but boy is the library card song catchy. Sometimes I walk into the Library (okay, it's like every other time I go there) and I sing and dance in my head, because that is not weird at all!

Anyway, next time you're in the Library, look around. There are so many awkward awkward things taking place ALL THE TIME. All of the time. Just a lot. Pretty much every second. Witnessing those moments where that girl tries to head nod to some guy and fails miserably just makes me really happy and listening to that guy that talks to himself about how, "This computer is so FRUSTRATING," makes me want to giggle incessantly. They could and should make a whole TV series about how awkward moments at the David O. Mckay. I'm sure there are a million randomly hilarious things taking place at your local library, so stop in a have a chuckle and let me know all of the funny moments you see!

Chapter 50- 5 days.

Sometimes you just really need to go home to get your mind all straightened out.
And to see your new baby nephew.
And have a sleepover with your little big sister.
But mostly just to get away.
And stop thinking.


Five days.

Chapter 49- Buttered rum light on the butter

This is easily the best song about snow ever sung. I don't ever exaggerate. I'm usually super T-Oed when it snows but something about running with the fluffy flakes frosting my eyelashes and turning my hair a lovely shade of white, I decided I need to have a better attitude about the whole winter business. Nothing says, "Hey, life doesn't actually suck as bad as I think," like Bing Crosby and Rosemary Clooney.

Chapter 48- IV please

Today:

4:37- woke up. 

4:38- fell back asleep 

4:49- turned off alarm

4:51- crawled out of bed

4:53- put on scrubs and pulled back hair

5:02- peed. 

5:20- left for Clinical

5:35- waited around Same Day Surgery until nurses showed up

6:02- started first IV SUCCESSFULLY on fellow nursing student

6:03- cheered. 

6:05 to 9:31- hung IV bags, took vital signs, disconnected IVs, drank ice water, peed twice

9:46- started and IV on a patient. No digging around for vein, no bleeding, 100% fantastic IV

9:48- happy danced

10:00- went into Colonoscopy surgery

10:15 to 11:01- freaked out over seeing the inside of person's large intestine.

11:13- got a nasty picture taken for my hospital ID

12:05- fell asleep in the car on the drive home

12:49- almost urinated all over in my pants

12:51- got back to my apartment 

12:52- peed.

12:53 to 3:00- wasted time and ate some food. peed three times

3:15 to 4:22- ran 5.25 miles outside in the wind, up some hills, around some corners, did 30 "man" push ups and the plank for 1 minute. Peed. 

4:31 to 5:32- tutor session. Got excited about Congestive Heart Failure

5:35- peed. 

5:47 to 6:03- blogged.

I'd say it's been a full day. By the way, did I mention I STARTED TWO IV's TODAY. No big deal, I'm just becoming a Nurse. 

Chapter 47- FIFTY

Almost every other day I go from 49 to 50 followers. 

I'm selfish.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE (yes, this merits all caps) someone follow me so I can have a solid 50 followers! 

Okay, I'm finished. 

Chapter 46- Cool club

You know you've officially entered nerd status when you dance alone in your room on a Thursday night.




(Mike says hi)




(don't ask)

Chapter 45- The Boy Who Knew Too Much

He's quirky.

                             He's confident.

He's unconventional,
unexpected, and unrelenting.

                                                                                                                              

                                                                                                              He 's original. 

He 's uplifting.

     He has the hair,
                                  the moves, 
                                                             and the falsetto of a star.
                                                                                                         

And I can't get enough.

Chapter 44- It's the Thought that Counts, Right?

Good idea- spending your Friday night with your best friend

Bad idea- spending your Friday night with your best friend and her boyfriend asleep on the floor

Good idea- running two miles

Bad idea- running two miles outside in 30 degree weather with ROTC boys yelling (not so) encouraging things at you

Good idea- going to bed at 9:30 pm

Bad idea- going to bed at 9:30 pm and not falling asleep until 11:00 pm

Good idea- spending quality time with fellow Nursing students

Bad idea- spending quality time with fellow Nursing students when you should be asleep

Good idea- eating a salad for lunch

Bad idea- eating a salad for lunch followed by some cereal and a cookie and an orange and some granola and another cookie and three pickles

Good idea- pulling your hair back while you exercise

Bad idea- pulling your hair back while you exercise and ignoring the fact you look like an attractive boy

Good idea- saving money by ordering books online

Bad idea- saving money by ordering books online but not paying extra for them to come before school starts

Good idea- updating blog

Bad idea- updating blog instead of doing homework