Go Figure

Do you remember that DCOM (Disney Channel Original Movie); the one with the figure skater that has to play hockey to get help from this incredible Russian ice skating trainer... yeah yeah... I know I'm a freak. Anyway, this is actually completely irrelevant to what I had intended to write about. The point is, I've figured out my problem.

Here it is:
I think I'm hilarious.

No one else does.

I mean seriously! I'm a modern day
Tina Fey.
Wait.
She is modern day.
I'm like the reincarnation of Lucille Ball.
Hold on, is she even dead?
Oh whatever.

Go figure.