Chapter 27- Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice

Sometimes being a girl is tough. Babies, cramps, that pooch you can't get rid of, hair you have to style, makeup, tampons, crying for no reason, HORMONES, pap smears, mammograms, yeast infections, UTIs, cooking, cleaning, shaving legs, shaving armpits, plucking and waxing, that time of the month, boys. I could go on.

Or maybe we could have this attitude:

"We have more fun than men. Talking together, laughing so hard you cry together, spooning each other, dressing pretty, getting to carry our babies and have that connection with them. I would way rather be a girl."

That's what we call optimism. Yes, being a girl is a curse, but think of how much the blessings make up for all the bad! After all, girl's just want to have fun.